135, I Miss You

I was lonely for you last night so I thought I’d just jump online and Google you. You know how you do sometimes…? And there you were! I was surprised to see you looking so nice there on street view. Still haven’t cleaned off that porch, I see. I panned around and guess what else I saw!? The car that drove me there! They must have taken our photo when we were still living together and on that one day the sun was out. Although we’ve both moved on, I want you to know that I still think of you very fondly. Also, please stop calling. My wife is getting a little weirded out.